whatever I touch/starts to melt in my clutch/I'm too much!

Just so you know, "The Year Without a Santa Claus" (the stop-motion animation Christmas special that has Mickey Rooney voicing Santa and -- of MUCH greater significance -- features the Heat Miser and the Snow Miser!) will be airing Thursday night and Saturday night this week on ABC Family Channel (channel 6 with Comcast in DC). It's at 8 pm Thursday and 10 pm Saturday Eastern time.