bitch, me?

Playing Turnbull might not have been as big a stretch for Dean McDermott as I always thought. I read in People magazine that he has Tori Spelling's face and cleavage tattooed on his left arm, with a tattoo of her naked behind on his right arm, so that, he says, 'when I'm old and we have grandkids I can say, "This is what your grandma used to look like.'"

I am ALL in favor of tattoos, but everyone knows you NEVER get someone's name or face on you, that's dooming the relationship right there. And I feel like you might want to wait until you've been together for a while, maybe until YOUR DIVORCES ARE FINAL, before you start the grandkid talk. I'm just sayin'.