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I just saw an ad for the new Oral B Triumph toothbrush. I was only half paying attention, so when they got to the part about how it's "the only toothbrush with an onboard computer," I assumed it was a parody and figured the Energizer Bunny would roll in soon, or else someone would be saving a lot of money on their car insurance with Geico. But no, it's an *actual* toothbrush. With a *computer* on it. The future is now, and I am scared.